Not me Monday was born from MckMama who wished to be honest to her blog readers, so, I will take my turn and give you my very first Not Me Monday.
It was Not Me who today, driving in the car, opened a juice box SECRETLY as not to tip off my 2 year old son that I had it. I then did not proceed to drink it secretly, hiding it from sight of him so I wouldn't hear the whining and persistent asking to have one!
I certainly am not ignoring a pair of dog poo shoes at the front step, Not Me, I always get that sort of gross thing cleaned up right away and not leave it (hopefully) long enough so my husband will have to deal with it! Nope Not Me!
And I absolutely did not grab the only pair of undies that I can wear with my white linen pants out of the dirty laundry, gave them a sniff and put them on for church yesterday. I would never do such things... and then blog about it!
And lastly, I would never be so uncool as to take pictures of big construction trucks that happen to be working on our ally. I am way to sophisticated for that. Not only did I head out to the ally with my hubby and son to watch, but I took pictures of them so I would have something special to blog about. Not Me!
That's obviously "not my daughter" who did "not do" those things... BTW, I was out of undies today, did the sniff check and tossed in some baby powder to make myself feel better about it. Not Me, Nana...
ReplyDeletebut a husband would do it differently - he'd grab his pair of "experienced" underwear and have his wife sniff them to ensure quality control
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