Last night we DID have some people over for a late dinner. We put the kids to bed early so we could dine outside as just adults.
I DID NOT beam with pride at my parenting skills when our guests came over and commented "Wow, your kids are in bed, I don't think I have ever seen this before, they are quiet in bed, not running all around!" I replied that yes they were in bed, J Man asleep and the girls reading quietly, I DID NOT give myself a pat on the back for being such a great parent.
About an hour later I DID NOT see a Cici face poke out from our bathroom window spying on us, and I DID NOT hear the flowers in the bathroom crash to the ground. As I went in to investigate, I DID NOT see both girl's up and DID NOT see Beaner with a bloody lip that her sister had just given her. I was NOT humbled at all and my cover of perfect parent was NOT blown.
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